HELLO?

Do you remember me? It's been an entire week. I had to go to the beach and drink boat drinks with my sister. I'll fill you in ASAP.

In the meantime...

Do you have a friend in Cleveland? You need to get one. I have one and he sent me this:

I think it's the best mustard on the planet. All baseball favorite teams aside (I can only imagine what my Yank & Sox fans will tell me) it's seriously delish. If you love some brown mustard - this is the best stuff. Do yourself a favor and get yourself a friend from Cleveland and have 'em send you some.

Or just come over to my house for a bbq.